you dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. the really huge super mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divot to avoid shrinking. you did that. you got into that divot, and you’re still super-sized, and you can break blocks with your face. now get out there and step on some fucking turtles.
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uplifting, to say the least.
from the general internet (message board. nerd, i know).
